I just have to have some fun with this. It’s no secret that the French think Americans are crass, uncultured, and vulgar. Pam Anderson’s “wedding” to Kid Rock in St. Tropez on Saturday just added fuel to that fire. Rednecks and Stripper-wanna-be’s huddled on a yacht with beer kegs galore just must have made those Frenchies squirm in disgust as they dined on their Saturday night dinner of Coq au Vin with Tomates à la grecque with a fine Appellation Bourgogne Contrôlée.
Now, I’m all for brides wearing whatever the hell they want on their “big” day, and I’m all for non-traditional ceremonies especially when it’s your umpteenth time around the altar. But did ya have to look like this in France, of all places. I'm sorry, but my judgmental thermometer broke 100 degrees on this one. Can you just imagine what the editors at French Vogue are smirking about? You’re just asking for a fashionista smackdown.
How would I describe this look to a friend? …hmmm… Rich, famous, and raunchy show-off their wanton, Hillbilly roots. The trailer park would be so thrilled.
