Is your "Betty" ready for a new color?

Brazilians need not worry, but for those who want to make sure that the greener pastures of your nether regions match your new dye job, there is a new product that is all the rage called "Betty: The first safe color specially formulated for the hair down there. Colors naturally, covers gray, and enhances to match your glorious locks above."

Of course, there is a rainbow of colors to make sure that your Betty is pretty for those nekkid kind of adventures. There is a "Fun Betty" which is a bright pink, and apparently one of the best sellers of the bunch. I guess that's cool to celebrate your va-jay-jay in a vibrant color. How about Sparkle Betty, Tiger Betty, or Patriotic Betty? Or better yet, Martha Betty, a line of Martha Stewart approved colors. Wouldn't it be awesome to match your sheets and towels as well?

With all the serious issues that are going on in the world, I guess talking about one's Betty matching one's Heady is a nice break from all the grimness. Personally, I don't think it's a big deal if you are a Blondie upstairs and a Brunette downstairs. I'm thinking most guys wouldn't care at all either because, hey, they are just excited to be in the presence of your Betty in the first place.